#Hey Tony I like the things you queue
i have an original character that like constantly wears sunglasses just because he can and he’s like a “freelance wizard” that works out of his apartment. so even when he’s working on spells he’s just. wearing sunglasses. indoors. and a leather jacket that he’s had for like decades. and his roommate frequently refers to him as “alex turner” to his face and to others and quotes arctic monkeys lyrics at him
"do you know where the vacuum is? i’m cleaning"
"why would i know where it is?"
"well, i can’t find it. you could always help me…. you wanna be my vacuum cleaner…."
"… breathing in my dust…"
"i will turn you into a lizard. i will feel no remorse. i’ve been alive for five centuries. i’ve turned many people into lizards. i’ll do it"
"i like my coffee hot, do you think you could be my—"